1. I should be doing something else right now.
2. My children's fingernails look like we spend our free time digging in big piles of poop.
3. I have had 3 showers today. It's really hot!
4. I walked a 5k today and thought I was actually going to die in the process. I am serious.
5. I have an addiction to Burts Bees chapstick. I will wipe it on my lips for 5 solid minutes.
6. I set my alarm clock for 5:30 every morning this week. I actually got up when it went off one morning.
7. Biore nose strips give me much pleasure. Especially on my husband's nose. Gross. Yes. Gross. I know.